The Dictatorship of Aidenen Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Aiden I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.601 billion Aidenen Empireans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aidenapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.5%.

The Aidenen Empirean economy, worth 177 trillion Aidenen Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 68,145 Aidenen Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and rumor has it that King Aiden I has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aidenen Empire's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aideisum.

Aidenen Empire is ranked 239,536^th in the world and 8,995^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 20,102.78 Standard Monetary Units.